Hal Pictures Green Lantern Butt's FOREVER!: DC Butts Forever

Green Lantern Butt's FOREVER!

Now with Guy Gardner's Seal of Approval!

Saturday, September 05, 2009

DC Butts Forever

Now this is why...in addition to a number of other factors...why I am no longer a Marvel Fan.


Frankly, that is one ginormous behind. It...it is not attractive. It does not sing to me. And it's attached to someone who is even more angsty and whiney than Kyle. Than Nightwing for God's Sake!

I would like to thank Bitter Andrew over at Armagideon Time, which is where I stole this particular scan. He has more, and they are hilarious.

Have a nice Labor Day Weekend!


At 3:48 PM, Blogger CalvinPitt said...

Well, I've certainly seen better pictures of Spider-Man's hind end. The cover of Amazing Spider-Man #283 would be one example I'd cite.

And there was a full page shot in Spider-Man 2099 #8 that might interest you, though that was a different Spider-Man.

At 6:42 PM, Blogger Duskdog said...

That butt does not have what it takes to make it in the Corps. Why, even G'nort's is better, and he only just barely meets the strict requirements of the Guardians!

One thing that always bothered me about Spidey is the way a lot of artists draw him. I realize he's supposed to be a lithe, flexible guy, but some artists go way too far with it and their lack of knowledge of anatomy shows. Long, impossibly thin legs, then a tiny waist bulging out into a ribcage and chest that couldn't possibly go on the same frame, topped off by a huge head... it's very similar to the way some people mess up the anatomy when they draw women.

Only without the gi-normous bosoms.

At 8:24 AM, Blogger SallyP said...

Yeah, I've seen a lot better behinds than that one. Drawing Spider-Man SHOULD be fun. He gets to swing through the air, and contort all his limbs and stuff, but you're right Duskdog, I've seen some awfully dodgy looking Spider art.

Of course, that can be said about just about the entire decade of the 90's.

At 3:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


Spidey's Good Butt

At 6:57 AM, Blogger SallyP said...

Hmmmm...but is it good enough? We have impossibly high standards here.

At 8:36 AM, Blogger Sea-of-Green said...

Yeah, even when Spidey was drawn by Green Lantern legend Gil Kane, Spidey STILL didn't have a nice butt.

I guess Mr. Kane decided Spidey didn't deserve a nice butt, and all later Spidey artists followed suit. ;-)

At 11:56 AM, Blogger SallyP said...

And if anyone knows about drawing butts, it's Gil Kane!


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