Hal Pictures Green Lantern Butt's FOREVER!: Irresistable

Green Lantern Butt's FOREVER!

Now with Guy Gardner's Seal of Approval!

Tuesday, August 25, 2009


As I pointed out yesturday, Zinda not only knows Guy Gardner, she actually likes him. Granted, when they met, he had just acquired his Warrior powers, and therefore had most of his brains back...but still!

Diana likes Guy, they've been flirting mildly for years. I'm still depressed sometimes that Beau Smith's idea of putting the two together romantically scared the living wee out of DC. I don't know how long it would have lasted, but it could have been an awful lot of fun. She's probably too good for him, but hell, she's too good for ANYbody.

Arisia started out hating Guy, and then he took her in when she lost her ring and gave her a home and a job, and they ended up being practically like brother and sister. He did the same thing for Zinda. Dinah and he used to fight like cats and dogs back in the old JLI, and yet, she came right out and said that he was hot. Granted, it was actually his evil clone Joe, but SHE didn't know that.

Bea had the hots for him for years, secretly, and they did get together after Tora died, which has still been completely ignored by most writers. Tora of course is the great love of his life, but even Kari Bimbo preferred him to Hal...which I find hilarious.

And it's not just the women apparently.


I know just how he feels.


At 7:01 PM, Blogger Sea-of-Green said...

It's interesting, though, that the reason Zinda is trapped in the present time in the first place is because of Hal. Well, okay, because of Hal's actions as PARALLAX.

I can just see Hal, feeling all guilty, going to see Zinda to apologize, and Zinda deciding that, hey, if Hal was REALLY that sorry, she could think of a way for him to pay her back (wink, wink). Maybe THAT's how the Hal/Zinda/Huntress thing happened. ;-)

At 12:46 PM, Blogger SallyP said...

Heh. I never thought of that. Maybe Huntress was just there to tape the whole thing.

Hal, it's a good thing that you're pretty, because you've managed to wreak a whole crapload of havoc over the years.


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