While we are on the Subject...!
In addition to my easy-to-use Blogger's Manual for the Lazy, I also use another trick to try and come up with ideas. I keep a notepad and pen next to the computer, and when I happen to come up with an idea, I will frequently jot it down on the pad. Keep in mind however, that usually the pen runs out of ink, or one of the kids walks off with it, and I have to jot it down in pencil, or on occasion, my own blood.
What usuallyhappens, is that my own handwriting is so bad, that I can only read a portion of the "brilliant" idea, when the time comes to go back and desperately try and come up with a topic. Which is why you would end up with a subject like this.
..."Which GL would you like to date and w;lkt ;lioil lkkl!!"
Add to this, the fact, that I frequently set my tea cup down on top of the notepad, and the subsequent rings and spills just make trying to translate what the heck I wrote down last week even MORE difficult.
But anyway, let's try and run with this "brilliant" idea.
What Green Lantern would YOU like to date and weoihlkhssss;;;;!!!!????
posted by SallyP @ 7:20 AM
13 Comments:
"date and weoihlkhssss"?
Well, I'm assuming that "weoihlkhssss" is an extraterrestrial term for some sort of physical activity. ;-)
For me -- HAL, of course. But only once. And only if it could be done totally guilt-free. Since I'm married to the sweetest guy in the whole wide world, that ain't happening. But I can still look -- just like Mr. Sea can still look at Power Girl! ;-)
I'd say Kyle, but he's a death sentence. I'd say Guy, but I think it would suck to date him and Tora is a saint. John and Hal don't interest me. Umm...Barbara Gordon from that Elseworlds where she became a Green Lantern?
As for which one I'd weoihlkhssss, that'd have to be Mogo. Definitely.
Guy, John, or Kilowog. Guy would either have to be totally broken up with Tora, or she'd have to come as part of the sweet, sweet package. John is probably the GL that I would get along best with and be able to actually live with in harmony for any length of time. I'm a little worried about the mechanics of weoihlkhssssing with Kilowog, but I'm sure there are ways for creative people.
There are a few I'd just have a one-weoihlkhssss stand with, too: Hal, Arisia, Yat, Soranik... uh, Sinestro...
...Damn it, Geoff and Ivan, put some clothes back on your villain before my corruption is complete!
Any Green Lantern as drawn by Ivan Reis would be okay by me!
Hal or Kyle, heck even Kilowog.
As far as weoihlkhssssing? That's a pretty personal question. But, pretty much, if we're dating I'm sure there'll be a weoihlkhssss session or two along the way.
I never weoihlkhssss on the first date, but Doc Natu might bring me around by the second.
Will I be the first to name a female Lantern? Yes, yes, I will.
I guess it's going to be Arisia, though I know I'd wind up with Boodikka somehow.
Oops, Will beat me to it.
I know that originally weoihlkhsss was an ACTUAL word, but I'll be damned if I can remember what it was.
However, this interpretation of it is a lot more...interesting.
I imagine that Boodika was a whole lot more fun to seoihlkhsss before she was lobotomized, or Alpha Lanterned, or whatever.
Hal is always fun for a one-night stand, provided he manages to NOT give himself a concussion. Guy would be a lot of fun too, so long as it wasn't wrestling or a cock fight,although he seems to have gotten a lot more sophisticated in his dating habits since the crazy old days.
Kyle would be fun to drink coffee with and go to a gallery opening perhaps, but no kissing! OR weoihlkhsssing!
And frankly, I think that John would be the perfect person to sit down and watch Mystery Science Theatre 3000 episodes with. I'm not exactly sure WHY, but he would.
I think if she were still alive, I'd definitely choose Katma Tui. I always really liked her and since she fell in love with John (the non-one-night-stand-having / non-arrogant & crazy / non-death sentence human GL), I figure I might have a shot. :)
But since she's dead, I think I'd choose Mogo, though I'm not sure how to weoihlkhssss him/her/it.
I would, however, let Alan adopt me. That is unless Jade is close enough to count as a GL... and then I'd date her... uh... if she wasn't ALSO dead.
Like Moriarty, I would choose Katma Tui except for two things: (1) She's dead; and (2) when (not if, but WHEN) she comes back, I wouldn't stand in the way of her reunion with John.
I'm a bit too weirded out by Arisia...the whole "is she an adult or not" question is too icky for me to even consider her as a viable candidate.
I always kind of liked Hollika Rahn, but again (1) she's dead, and (2) unlike Katma, there's no chance she's coming back.
Laira? Too angry, even before she became a Red Lantern.
So, my choice would have to be Soranik.
Changed my mind, actually, after thinking about it. Soranik Natu, definitely. AND SHE MUST BE SAVED FROM KYLE!
Too late! According to Green Lantern Corps #32, she and Kyle are soul mates or something.
Dammit, I liked Soranik.
"Too late! According to Green Lantern Corps #32, she and Kyle are soul mates or something."
I know, that's why I want to save her from him! Maybe if they haven't actually done anything yet, there's still hope!
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