Romance!

Well, it is the week of Valentine's Day, and therefore, what could be a better time to run some of my favorite comics?  And by that, I mean those magnificently gawdawful Roooomance Comics from back in the day.  They were simply spectacular in their teary-eyed anti-feminism, bizarre courtship rituals, and weird fixation on the use of Hal Jordan as the hero.  Occasionally they used Guy.  Sometimes Kyle, but not as often as you would think.  There would even be a blond hero upon occasion, but for the most part, they used a blonde heroine instead.

But still...!



I don't know about you, but that seems a bit...forward.  At least take her out to dinner first!