Arrrgghh!
Computer busted. Taking EXTREME measures.
posted by SallyP @ 9:27 AM
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
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- Name: SallyP
- Location: Windsor Locks, Connecticut, United States
I am a middle-aged suburban housewife with four kids and a husband, two dogs and a cat who has trouble figuring out what the litter box is for. I probably have waaaay too much time on my hands. Actually, in updating this, the cat is gone, and most of the kids have moved out, but we still have all of their stuff, so it is a good thing that we have a big house. Also, I have become a Grandmother!
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13 Comments:
Threaten it with the garbage can while shaking your gift.
If it doesn't work, at least it will look impressive.
Not... not TOO extreme, I hope??
You're not hiring... A PROFESSIONAL are you? Surely the internet's inexhaustible supply of information* has not failed you!
*Information not guaranteed to be of any reliable quality.
Well, extreme usually means huge firearms, lots of swords, and many, many belts and pouches, so I'm not sure there'll be enough left of the computer to put in a garbage can if it doesn't shape up.
Don't get too frustrated, or you might become a Red Lantern! Vomiting acid blood probably won't fix the computer. I mean, it might, you can never tell with technology these days.
Unless you become a kitty Red Lantern. Because, well, you'd be just so darn cute.
Becoming a Red Lantern isn't even CLOSE to my feelings!
Arrrggghhhhhhh!!!!
Baseball bat! Baseball bat!
Usually, when my computer's having problems, I go in under "All programs" and start deleting stuff I don't need. Or think I don't need. Actually, I've lost critical, vital stuff that way.
Yeah, you'd be better off trying to fix your computer with voodoo, than listening to me...
The baseball bat sounds like a plan...
Still, you'd want to back up some stuff, then do the piñata thingy!
Well, I guess I need to get the fan or something in my original GOOD computer fixed, because it is overheating. My backup, has been infected with those GODDAMNED faux security programs, and I can't for the life of me, figure out how to uninstall something that I've never installed in the first place. I'm faking it right now, and keeping my fingers crossed, but it has been DAYS since I've been able to go on-line and I'm starting to get the shakes.
So yeah, I think I'm actually gonna PAY to get it fixed, and hopefully, fixed right. Until that happy day, I'm afraid that my posting will be either spotty or non-existant.
Now, seriously, I'm sorry to hear you're having such troubles with your computer. I go nuts when that happens.
Good luck with the repair and hope to see you soon with a healthy computer.
Bring forth gaffer tape and string!
Golf club! Golf club!
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