Oh Kyle
Kyle, my sweet, you never let me down. I do have a tendancy to neglect you a bit, not because I don't like you, because how can ANYone not like Kyle? It's just that Guy is my favorite, and Hal is really pushy sometimes. And he gets hit in the head a lot, and who can resist something like that?
But Kyle does'nt seem to suffer from the usual head trauma. And he does silly things sometimes. But while he may be a bit immature and scatterbrained, there is one thing that he does supremely well.
And that is show us his astonishingly magnificent buttocks.
I also confess, to his original uniform being my favorite. It was different from all the other Green Lantern suits, but you could still tell what it was. I don't really know WHY I like it, but I do.
Oh and Ryan Reynolds is going to be playing Hal Jordan in the new live-action Green Lantern movie. I really don't know who he is, since I don't seem to get out to movies much, but from his picture, he is reasonably easy on the eyes. I haven't seen his behind, so I can't judge if they got it right from THAT perspective. I assume that he can play cocky and arrogant and charming, and if he doesn't get hit in the head at least ONCE in the movie, I'll be very disappointed.
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Thank goodness that, in that panel, Kilowog isn't zapping Kyle in his astonishingly magnificent buttocks.
Though that would be funny. :-)
Hal IS pushy, isn't he? DAMN pushy for a fictional character. Look at how many times DC has tried to remove him from the roster, and he keeps coming back!
Even upon his return from the dead, Kilowog couldn't resist the urge to kick a young poozer's ass... In this case literally.
Also, nothing related to this post, but just thought I'd get this off my chest- Blackest Night #1 has, in one issue, already stunned me far more than all of DC's work since GL 25. I bow to thee, Geoff Johns... and the end reminds me- while we all know Kyle's had his issues with past loves going away, it seems Roy Harper's got a bit of the curse going for him now (though 1 was in common for the 2 of them- Donna).
Kilowog knows better than to shoot a fellow Green Lantern in the ass. Although just about anywhere else is fair game. I imagine it is one of the ten rules laid down by the Guardians. And we know all about THEIR kinks!
Oh, Blackest Night did make me go squee.
Can't allow damage to the Green Lantern buttocks! Even dead Kilowog knows the rules.
They probably make a big deal out of it at the nightlite's orientation talks.
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