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Sunday, June 28, 2009

Oh Jonah

In some ways you really ARE very much like a Green Lantern. Specifically Kyle Rayner. No, you don't have his winning smile, or natural charm. You certainly lack his really nice hair. And Lord knows, his ass is so much nicer than yours. But when it comes to keeping your girlfriends alive and kicking, you have a LOT in common.


Our poor little Soiled Dove here, is simply clowning around a bit with our hero, who has very kindly removed his shirt for our prurient viewing pleasure. She puts on his hat, and prances about in front of the window, only to eat a bullet for her pains. Granted, the shooter thought that he was killing Jonah, but still! That must have been one hell of a near-sighted gunman! You can't just go around letting off a fusillade of bullets at ANY silhouette in a cowboy hat, and not expect a bit of collateral damage.

Anyway, knowing Jonah, I'm pretty sure that the man who shot the young Hooker with the Heart of Gold paid dearly for his transgression. Still...sleeping with Jonah Hex is a hazardous undertaking. Just like with Kyle. Heck, Soranik Natu has so far survived the experience, but has discovered that her Daddy is Sinestro! Not QUITE as bad as dying, but still, no walk in the park!


At 5:51 PM, Blogger Sea-of-Green said...

Hey, Jonah has chest hair. WOO HOO! ;-)

At 7:07 PM, Anonymous Super Friend said...

Just thought I'd drop a line to say I added a write-up of the animated Hal Jordan to my Super Friends site this weekend: www.superfriendstats.blogspot.com

At 7:29 PM, Blogger Dwayne "the canoe guy" said...

WHen I looked at this post on my iTouch, I thought Jonah was shouting USA! and was a big soccer fan!!!

At 9:10 PM, Blogger Duskdog said...

Heck, I was looking at this on a perfectly fine, rather large computer monitor, and I thought he was saying "USA!" at first, too!

And chest hair is way more rare on men in comics than it ought to be, isn't it?

At 1:25 PM, Blogger SallyP said...

I rather like the chest hair. Jonah is a manly man.

USA? Yeah, I can see it, except that as a former Confederate, he SHOULD be shouting CSA. Lisa really doesn't seem much like the sort of name that an old West prostitute would have, but what the heck.

Go Super Friends!


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