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Friday, June 26, 2009

Jonah's Posterior

Ok, let's all just come right out and say it. He's no Green Lantern. But then very few people have the kind of Gluteous Maximus that can stand up to the Guardians VERY rigorous standards. Although I have to say, that I'm beginning to wonder a bit about the Guardians.

It's just that sitting on a horse all day, you probably start to develop calluses. Wearing a ten-year old uniform that is seldom (if ever) washed probably doesn't add much to your appearance. Jonah's pants may be tight, but they're not THAT tight.

Here's Jonah from the back.


Not...not terrible. Average, I would say. Certainly not quite up to THESE standards..

Hal Pictures

Lordy, that's one fabulous ass. And look, Hal's hitting his OWN head.

But Jonah does have other qualities. The ability to take one hell of a beating for one thing, as you can certainly see from the pictures posted over at Dwayne's site at Matching Dragoons. He's ALWAYS getting thwacked with rocks and rifle butts or whisky bottles or whathaveyou. He gets tied up a lot too, which is always fun. Frequently after having his shirt ripped off, which is also a bonus.

Hmmmmm....this week may not be so bad after all.


At 2:01 PM, Blogger Dwayne "the canoe guy" said...

Okay, I'm now confused. You're not giving up?

At 3:34 PM, Blogger SallyP said...

I thought this was a mutual meeting of the minds here? I don't mind blogging about Jonah, since we technically BOTH made errors in our little contest.

But really, I just couldn't resist one more picture of Hal being getting whacked...especially when he does it to himself WHILE showing off his buns.

At 6:05 PM, Anonymous wik said...

never can get too much of Hal and Jonah whacking their heads or getting them whacked... others call them reckless and foolhardy, I say it's just an inbuilt condition that's been expanded through a few too many whacks to the head!
As for the Guardians' strict posteriour requirements, I do agree that Jonah Hex, while adequate, doesn't meet their standards. They generally snap up all available 'talent' in that department. Which makes one wonder how they missed Dick Grayson, who had a very notable behind since it used be spanked regularly by Bruce (wish I was making this up, but sadly it used to happen a lot) in his younger days, which was only accentuated with his Nightwing costume and adult physique. but I digress... basically, in most cases, if the behind is quite spectacular, those fetishist Guardians will recruit.

At 9:32 PM, Blogger Duskdog said...

But Dick Grayson is just a hot guy who has a nice butt and angsts a lot. The Guardians already have someone like that -- his name is Kyle Rayner.

At 2:15 AM, Anonymous wik said...

good point... while there should always be a backup, in this case I'd say things are fine as they are, cos the Guardians have their angsty one at close quarters on Oa, leaving Dick to satisfy people on Earth in his job. Everyone wins! Well, except for Kyle's girlfriends who die and Dick's girlfriends who are confused cos nobody knows whom he'll end up with.

At 6:29 AM, Blogger Dwayne "the canoe guy" said...

okay, now I understand

At 6:40 AM, Blogger SallyP said...

There's no denying that Nightwing has a rather spectacular set of buns. However he enjoys angsting FAR too much to be a good Green Lantern. Green Lanterns may get cranky or even mopey sometimes, but by God,they are Men-Of-Action.

Even Kyle.

Besides, Batman would never allow it.

At 2:15 PM, Anonymous wik said...

yeah, Dick hardly comes across as the no fear type... probably spends every waking minute afraid he's not going to end up with either Babs or Kory! And he is truly angsty... Bruce really knows how to turn cheerful kids into brooding worrywarts (did I just use the word 'worrywarts?' I'm getting so old...). Even Tim's finally going way overboard following Bruce's death!


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