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Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Dead Girlfriends

Isn't THAT a lovely subject? For once, Hal isn't leading the pack, since most of his ex's have simply been dumped as opposed to actually ceasing to breathe. Kyle of course, is the Green Lantern who most readily springs to mind, when it comes to tallying up dead Girl Friends. I think that ALL of his have died, or at least died and then come back. Donna, in particular seems to have a "get out of jail" card when it comes to the old dirt nap. Heck, women who have simply kissed Kyle have died. It isn't quite so bad that they only have to be in the same room with him, but I'm still a bit worried about Soranik's chances.

Guy and John have each had candidates for the Death pool. Guy had Kari Limbo, while John had Katma Tui. Actually, Guy had Kari AND Tora both up and die on him, only Tora had the good sense and good luck to make it back. We're still waiting for Katma...as is John, apparently. At least he keeps bringing her up to Hal lately.

But Hal...well, I have to give it to Hal for once. He may go through women,like salts through a goose, but at least most of them survive the experience. Even Arisia was only dead for a little while, and she could also qualify as a fridging for Guy as well. Hal doesn't NEED to have girlfriends die to give him angst...that's what Guy is for. And Kyle. And John.

But I have to say, that this is one of the reasons that I'm looking forward with so much anticipation to Blackest Night. Are the dead Girlfriends going to rise from the grave and haunt our heroes? Will there be a catfight between Alex and Jade? Seriously...who wouldn't want to see Alex whup Jade? I know that I would. Heck, let's see ALL of them start punching Kari Limbo, when she starts swooning and carrying on.

What about other Green Lanterns? Will Kilowog's family show up? Heck, his entire planet bit the big one...that's a LOT of Bolovax Vikians that could show up. That's not even counting all of the dead Green Lanterns such as Tomar Re, Ch'p, Laira, Bzzd and so so many more. There are even some dead Guardians out there...THAT could potentially be terrifying.

I'm beginning to see why this is going to be so big. It NEEDS to be big.

7 Comments:

At 2:45 PM, Blogger ComicsAllTooReal's Chris said...

A dead cat fight, uh?
I can't wait :D

 
At 3:02 PM, Blogger SallyP said...

Oh wouldn't it be luverly?

 
At 5:36 AM, Anonymous TotalToyz said...

I'm pretty sure Katma's going to be back in black. Check the Green Lantern O&O.

 
At 6:20 AM, Blogger Sea-of-Green said...

Hal doesn't need to have dead chicks chasing him. Half of the Star Sapphires will probably be on his tail -- or after his tail. ;-)

 
At 8:43 AM, Blogger Dwayne "the canoe guy" said...

Sally, send me an email at okiedokiegames AT sbcglobal DOT net.

I'm needing some help on a Hex project.

 
At 6:12 PM, Blogger SallyP said...

It's quite true that Hal has enough problems dealing with LIVE women. Now Kyle on the other hand...!

But yes, I'm afraid that Katma is going to be showing up, but perhaps not quite the way that John is hoping for.

Dwayne, I'm all agog.

 
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