What the Heck is THIS?
I can only assume from the picture, that Wolverine is now fighting some of the Green Lantern Corps. He really DOES show up everywhere!
All of which just has my dying to know...in an all-out fight between Wolverine and any random Green Lantern...who would win?
posted by SallyP @ 6:24 AM
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Maybe it's Kryptonite?
Hey, isn't that one of Hugh Jackman's musical numbers from the Oscars last night? ;-)
"I AM WOOOOOLVERIIIINE!"
Everyone knows Wolvie's a raver.
"All of which just has my dying to know...in an all-out fight between Wolverine and any random Green Lantern...who would win?"
Ummm. Guy with no ranged attacks or movement related powers whatsoever versus flying person with ring that can alter the course of planetary masses and provide protection against the photosphere of a sun. If it's a drinking contest involving yellow liquor I'll bet on Wolverine. Any other versus and the shrimp is toast.
I think Rich has it pegged.
Wolverine vs. Hal? Hal.
Wolverine vs. Guy? Guy. EASILY. Even if it's just the Bad Attitude contest.
Wolverine vs. John? John.
Wolverine vs. Kyle? Kyle.
Wolverine vs. Ch'p? Gotta give it to the sqrl.
Your Obedient Serpent has it exactly right.
And then, to add insult to injury, Hal would seduce one or all of Wolvie's now-legal former teen sidekick girls, Guy would toss his ass out of his bar and moon him from the window, John would snipe the little bastard with a paintball gun, and Kyle would out-angst him, so he wouldn't even have that old stand-by to fall back on.
And Ch'p would eat all the birdseed out of his prized birdfeeder, because no one (except yellow trucks) messes with the squirrel and gets away with it!
The only thing the GLs have to fear is his dreaded "I Can Do Anything to Beat Anybody If The Writers Feel Like It" power, which he shares with Batman.
Except that Batman get that power from "planning" and Wolvie gets it from sheer baddass-ery
Depends what company's writing it, of course :-)
Whether it's a fight or a drinking contest...I gotta go with Guy FTW!
Wolverine, at least against certain Lanterns. Why? You mean besides the fact I'm feeling contrary today? Um, give me a second here. . .
Oh! Because he could goad certain lanterns into a bareknuckle fight. Especially Hal. He's macho enough to try and fistfight Wolverine to prove it's Hal Jordan, not Green Lantern, that's awesome, and well, I'm not putting money on Hal when he's trying to fight Logan, even if he agreed not to use his claws. Might work against Guy, too.
You try me, my dear. You have forced me to choose between my arch-nemesis and a Marvel character. But I am a fair man and I cannot deny that the winner of that contest would be...
Doctor Polaris. I win again!
Doctor Polaris versus a man with a metal skeleton?
Yeah, you get best there.
It's true...Doctor Polaris would beat Wolverine without even breaking a sweat.
I really do think that ANY Corps member could beat Wolverine, up to, and including G'Nort. But I have to admit that it would be a lot of fun watching the whole process. Do they tease him for a little while, or just pick him up and throw him into the nearest star?
Salak just hucks him into space...
Soranik Natu cures that nasty mutation problem...
And Mogo just lets him tire himself out trying to beat a planet in his cute little 'beserker rage.'
"Wolverine vs. a Green Lantern"
There's no way that midget mutant doesn't get squished in 5 seconds.
Wolverine wins, because the writer knows the fans will eviscerate him if he loses.
If Wolverine lost..... the fans would revolt. And its scary when fans rise up.
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