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Wednesday, July 30, 2008

So, in Addition to having the Best Butts in the DCU...

...Apparently, the Green Lanterns also seem to have a hard time keeping their clothes on. Except for Guy, who except for running around half-nekkid as Warrior, manages to infuriatingly keep all his clothes on. And John usually is pretty dapper looking. But Kyle, and Hal and even some of the others just have a terrible time of it. Heck, even Soranik Natu back in Recharge got her outfit all ripped to shreds, and she wasn't even officially a Green Lantern yet!

Here's Soddam Yat. He's only been a Green Lantern for a little while, and he's managed to rip up his uniform practically every time he goes outdoors.

Green Lanterns

Then he ended up fighting Superbrat Prime, and got all mussed up again. I guess he figures it is one way to get Arisia's attention.

There's Ollie. He's not even a Green Lantern, but he does hang out with Hal, and he DID use a ring once. Poorly.


That's Ollie for you. The rest of them just have shredded costumes, but as usual, Ollie has to take things to the next level...and have NO costume at all! That's oneupmanship!

Kyle is pretty bad when it comes to being out of uniform. And being tied up. And running around in a loincloth.

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But it has to be Hal, who is the king of ripped costumes. Naturally of course. Hal has to be the best at EVERYTHING!

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He looks kind've cold in this particular one. Although not as cold as he was at the North Pole, when he was wandering around in a partly shredded outfit too.
Hal Pictures

This one is rather nice. All Parallaxed and everything. Hal is ROCKING that bare-chested look.


Actually, with this one, he's barely even trying, but he did manage to rip a few things.
Hal Pictures
Finally, we have a ripped up teamup!

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The Sinestro Corp War was hard on everybody. I seem to recall Salaak admonishing them to show some respect and get their uniforms fixed...just before the final big Donnybrook, at which point, they all got pummelled and ripped up again. But at least they have Salaak around to remind them that dressing poorly is the worst offence.


At 10:47 AM, Blogger Sea_of_Green said...

What?! No shots of Guy in his boxers!? ;-)

At 1:02 AM, Blogger Duskdog said...

The lack of Guy nudity saddens me. It's like he doesn't even try anymore! We've seen more skin on Sinestro lately than we have on Guy.

And that's... horrifying.

At 6:07 AM, Blogger Sea_of_Green said...

LOL! You're too right, Duskdog. :-) And I KNOW artist Ivan Reis is the best butt-penciler (oops, that does NOT sound right) since Gil Kane, but since when does Sinestro have a fabulous ass? Sinestro is NOT supposed to have a fabulous ass!

At 6:12 AM, Blogger SallyP said...

Of course Sinestro has a fabulous ass! He DID used to be a Green Lantern, and that is practically a prerequisite!

I do have pictures of Guy in his boxers (heh) but I was going for more of a "ripped-up" costume look here. And he really doesn't seem to get his costume ripped off very much. Although one of Karu Sil's beats pulled off his green jacket back at the beginning of the Sinestro Corps, and he was running around in just the black turtleneck and pants. VERY sexy.

John doesn't seem to get his clothes torn up either. Sheesh.

Face it, Hal and Kyle are just exhibitionists. And I think that Soddam Yat is almost as bad.


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