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Friday, April 20, 2007

Snapper Carr is still an Idiot

While young Mr. Carr may...and I say that with great reservations...MAY have improved in later depictions, I can only state my first impression of the Justice League's mascot. He is really a dim bulb. Seriously, who can even understand what he is saying?

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I haven't a clue what it is that he is even talking about, and I would bet you serious money that Superman doesn't either.

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Slick chick? SLICK CHICK?? Oh Snapper...you must be a very lonely boy.


WTF?? Come on Diana, it would be soooo easy to slip the noose of your golden lariat around his neck, and just tighten it...tighten it a little. And he's STILL snapping his bloody fingers!

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If this panel doesn't prove my original impression, then nothing will!


At 9:23 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

He has proven himself repeatedly too stupid to mind control.
Sure, they claim it's something else but...

At 3:43 AM, Blogger kalinara said...

that's the thing though! Snapper was undoubtedly an idiot back then...but he learned from it! And grew into a better/wiser person!

Compare that to Mr. I-bang-my-head-in-the-freaking-Batmobile Jordan! :-P

At 7:34 AM, Blogger SallyP said...

That's very true, BUT...Snapper does lack Hal's...assets. Much may be forgiven a man with such nice hair and a behind that can crush walnuts.


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