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Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Trump's Possible Shortcomings?

I don't usually blog about politics. However, it seems as though I just can't get AWAY from the spectacle of Donald Trump lately. There is an awful fascination to it all...a bit like slowing down to look at a car wreck on the highway...you tell yourself that you're not going to look, and yet...and yet. What does surprise me, is the incredible number and quality of the crazy people who comment on Trump's latest announcements. And I thought that Comic Book Fans were a bit crazy sometimes! Believe me, compared to some of these people, the boys from H.E.A.T. look like a Church Social.

As you may know, I am a true-blue, knee-jerk Moderate. Although I am a registered Democrat, I actually know some Republicans and furthermore, like them. Heck, I'm married to one. What does tend to astonish me however, are those persons who seem to operate on the very outer fringes of lunacy, and I mean on both the Right AND Left sides of the spectrum. And every time that The Donald comes up with another idiotic announcement, they all show up and start shouting at one another.

My personal favorite of course, has been Trump's epic quest to prove that Mr. Obama doesn't have a birth certificate, and to that end, he has sent a crack team of investigators to Hawaii. This team has vowed to leave no beach unsearched, or Mai Tai unsampled in their never-ending quest for this elusive documentation. Never mind the fact that the Bureau of Records in Honolulu hasn't received ANY requests for this particular information in quite some time. Or the fact that the Birth Certificate IS on record and has been viewed by quite a number of people, and really, what the hell gives Donald Trump or ANYONE the right to go around demanding such documentation from ANYBODY, much less the duly elected President of the United States?

But that's not what really gets my knickers in a twist. It's the fact that Donald keeps running about declaring how very very rich he is. He won't show anyone any records, but we can TRUST him! He's rich. Richer than Mitt Romney. Richer than just about anyone! He's so rich, that even HE doesn't know how rich he is! And this qualifies him to do just about anything! Including leading this country of ours.

I'm not going to bring up the fact that he inherited his money, and that he's declared bankruptcy numerous times, or that he's on his third...or is it fourth wife? He also seems to be spraying himself orange and wears a dead squirrel on his head, but this doesn't matter either. What DOES matter, is that this weird insistance that everything that he owns or does is so incredibly fabulous and BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE!

I think that he's...compensating for something. It's pretty obvious that people who go around telling you how great they are, have some pretty deep problems with Self Esteem. Someone who is secure in their Manhood, doesn't need to go around and announce it to all. It is my contention therefore, that Donald Trump has a tiny tiny penis.

Can I prove this? Well, it's a bit like that darned Birth Certificate. All he has to do is SHOW US...and all questions will be laid to rest, but he's probably as sexless as a Superhero in tights.

Come on Donald. Just show us what you're made of, and all the allegations will go away.


At 12:27 PM, Blogger B.G. Christensen said...

Based on this post, I'd say you should write about politics more often. Great stuff!

At 12:39 PM, Blogger MetFanMac said...

I hereby nominate you to take over the writing duties on "Doonesbury" because this is funnier and more insightful than anything G.B. Trudeau has said about the issue for weeks!

At 12:50 PM, Blogger SallyP said...

Heh. Nothing but a little bit of dimestore psychology on my part. But really, sometimes you just can't TAKE it anymore!

And thank you both.

At 5:51 AM, Blogger notintheface said...

I dont think I WANT to see Trump's ...."tower".

At 9:17 AM, Blogger SallyP said...

Well honestly, I'm pretty sure that there will be VERY little danger of that actually happening.

At 2:07 PM, Blogger SallyP said...

And...a mere day after I posted the challenge to Donald Trump to EXPOSE himeself to the world, President Obama got fed up with the whole thing and released the original copy of his birth certificate.

Obviously the mere idea of Trump's wang was simply too horrifying to contemplate.

Mere coincidence? I think NOT!

At 2:09 PM, Anonymous Barack Obama said...

Don't you know I'm a devoted follower of your blog, Sally?

At 3:23 PM, Blogger SallyP said...

Sir...you have excellent taste. And my vote.

At 6:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Donald Trump also has a tiny tiny brain. Unfortunately he insists on showing THAT to the world.
Very funny post, Sally.

At 3:16 PM, Blogger TotalToyz said...

Donald Trump is, actually, Obama's best hope for re-election.
Trump will never get the endorsement of any major political party. If his ego is massive enough to think he has a chance to win, he'll have to run as an independent, which will split the Republican vote and guarantee a Democractic win. Just like Ross Perot in '92.

At 7:24 AM, Blogger SallyP said...

Trump has me confused. At first I thought that all of his inane ramblings were just a publicity stunt for his equally inane television show. But it seems lately as though he has actually begun to believe in his own press!

Apparently there ARE people who would actually vote for him! I know that there is a certain appeal in offering up such ridiculous and simplistic solutions to our problems, but seriously...there is no WAY that he would win!

It could be awfully amusing however.


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