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Monday, January 18, 2010

All Romance Heroes Still Look Like Hal

Oh Hal. Is it your brown wavy locks, or your limpid brown eyes? Whatever it is, you've got it, baby.


Nevertheless, I would suggest that you actually pay attention to the girl you HAVE in the car with you, as opposed to staring so intently at the breasts of the waitress. That's just going to get you in trouble sooner or later.


At 1:24 PM, Blogger LissBirds said...

HA HA HA. Oh, "Hal."

Actually, doesn't he look a tad like Donny Osmond, too?

At 2:25 PM, Blogger Fernando said...

It is so ironic that the most unrepentant, inveterate single man ever to walk the comics is to yield a ring as a weapon and a symbol...

I for instance hope he never changes, and that he will forever stare unapropiatedly at other woman´s fisionomy! We need Hal to get in trouble with his companions because of stuff like this! we need hal to endure substancious damage in his head becuase of his libido and to laugh about it in your fair blog! :P

We already have Kyle, Steward and Guy as our lover boys in the corps.

At 2:47 PM, Blogger SallyP said...

I do love his expression. I believe "slack-jawed" is the proper term.

At 1:02 AM, Blogger The One True GL said...

You're right, Sally. Even while in the company of his girlfriend, he is checking out the bust of the mysterious red-bloused woman...That's Jordan, all right.

At 4:14 AM, Blogger James Ashelford said...

I don't dispute he's staring at the waitress' breasts but he does seem to be about to break out in a cold sweat. Like he's resisting.

Hal (thoughts): "Damn it, man, keep it together, keep it together. They'll be gone soon enough. Just hold your nerve a few more moments..."

At 7:25 AM, Anonymous wik said...

To be fair to 'Hal,' it looks like his girlfriend's looking in the same direction. And that's a sadistic smile if ever I saw one. Methinks she's trying to make him look at the breasts and enjoying him squirm while resisting the images in his head.
Besides, Hal has a wandering eye, but as Sally once said, he's more a 'Love the one you're with' kinda guy. He would use that formidable willpower to resist the urge to chear :)

At 2:27 PM, Blogger LissBirds said...

"He would use that formidable willpower to resist the urge to chear :)"

Geez, wik. I never thought of that. How come he doesn't use his willpower in the romance department?! What irony.

At 9:45 AM, Anonymous wik said...

He's got quite a wandering but he generally controls those urges when there are restrictions, doesn't he? He doesn't cheat on current girlfriends like Ollie, and apart from Kari Limbo (who was technically single) he usually keeps those desires in check if he feels it would be wrong to go through with it (Arisia would have been the exception before Geoff Johns' retcon) and he did control his hormones when Supergirl was hitting on him by reminding himself everytime she got close enough that she was 17 :)

At 9:50 AM, Blogger Dwayne "the canoe guy" said...

Wonder if the waitress has some fries to go with that shake?


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