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Thursday, December 27, 2007

So...Uhm...

Er...you ever have one of those days when you stare hopefully at the computer screen, but your previously fertile mind is a complete blank? I am experiencing that extreme state of nothingness as we speak. Blank. Completely blank.

It's all Dwayne's fault from "Matching Dragoons". He started bragging about fixing ribs on his grill, and all I can now do is salivate and fantasize. And this is after I've finished slugging down the leftover Wassail and twelve pounds of cherry-chip bread.

For good news, the books come out tomorrow...finally!

So...!

Does anybody here like the Legion of Super Heroes? You know...that snotty bunch of brats who have their own very exclusive little club for super heroes in the future? They seem to get an awful lot of nasty amusement out of hosting "try-outs" for losers. Of course the losers never get in, I don't think that they are ever meant to...but it gives the actual members something to laugh about later on. They are actually an unpleasant bunch of teenaged creeps really.

I do like them for one thing however. It is always loads of fun to think of possible candidates for admission to their little club. I must admit that "Matter-Eater Lad" is the best name...EVER! My own personal contribution, is a little character that I like to call "Flaccid Lad". He never actually makes it into the League, because he's just not up to the challenge. His best friend however, is "Viagra Boy".

7 Comments:

At 9:48 AM, Blogger Swinebread said...

I like the Legion of Substitute Heroes! Color Kid, Polar Boy, Stone Boy, Night Lass etc. they're awesome

 
At 7:04 AM, Blogger SallyP said...

Well they do sound interesting. What does Stone boy do? Or Night Lass?

 
At 2:38 PM, Blogger Will "Filby" Staples said...

Stone Boy can turn into a statue. Without the ability to see, hear, or think.

Night Lass has superhuman strength, but only in total darkness. Which makes you wonder why she doesn't carry around some blackout bombs like Doctor Mid-Nite or hang out with Shadow Lass or something.

 
At 2:39 PM, Blogger Will "Filby" Staples said...

Also, while we're talking about the Subs, we musn't forget Infectious Lass, Chlorophyll Kid, Porcupine Pete, and Double Header!

 
At 7:28 AM, Blogger SallyP said...

Well...I guess you could use Stone Boy as a battering ram or something, but otherwise, he's pretty damned useless.

Infectious Lass on the other hand, is AMAZING! At least she is in Doctor Thirteen.

I'm not even going to ask about Double Header. I don't want to know.

 
At 7:49 PM, Blogger Dwayne "the canoe guy" said...

Wow, Sally. That's the first time I think I have ever had a woman fantasize about me....or my ribs.

 
At 12:45 PM, Blogger SallyP said...

Oh Dwayne!

 

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