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Wednesday, September 05, 2007

GL Sex

Heh heh. Actually, I just blatantly stole this idea from Kalinara, over at "Pretty Fizzy Paradise". Her most recent post, was talking about getting ideas from the various Search Terms that people use, when visiting her site. Being completely out of ideas, I got a kick out of this quote:

g/l sex

"I'm aware by now that this probably refers to gay/lesbian sex or something like that. I still find it more amusing to assume it's Green Lantern Sex. Because those rings? Sooo much potential.

As I'm sure I've said before, I'm one of those people who has a part of their brains constantly snickering over how various powers could be used during sex."

I'm one of those people as well. For example, I'm pretty sure that Sue and Reed have a fairly adventurous sex life, frankly it's the only reason that I can think of, for why Sue doesn't run off with Namor. Flexible body parts or not, I think that Namor is a heck of a lot more fun than Reed, but that's just me.

But Green Lantern shenanigans have so much potential. As Kalinara points out, they DO have those rings. Willpower, stamina and a LOT of imagination can add up to FUN! If Ollie and Dinah can go at it for forty hours, with only a few minutes spent refueling with defrosted chili, imagine what Hal, Guy or Kyle can do! Or even John for that matter. Although I've always pictured John as being essentially monogamous, he DID manage to charm Katma Tui, that blue chick, and one of Hal's old girlfriends, Rose.

Anyway, here's Hal having an...interesting moment.

Hal Pictures

C'mon, admit it. He is TOTALLY into this. I'm sure that the fur-covered handcuffs are just out of camera range.

Guy and Ice

Only Guy would think that taking a girl to a sleezy porn theatre would be an appropriate first date. I believe that his rationale was to find out if she was "easy".

Oh Guy.

Oh well. At least he and Fire had fun on Christmas.

And then:

Kyle pictures

Rowrrr! Granted, sleeping with Kyle is definitely taking your life in your hands, since all his girlfriends and even casual acquaintances have a tendancy to die after being with him, but seeing him in the outfit...makes it worth it! You ROCK that loincloth, Kyle!

Alan's sexy. Alan is sexy as hell, I don't care how old he is. There is just SOMETHING about that uniform!

9 Comments:

At 11:05 AM, Anonymous blindman said...

If there's one comic book character I'd be gay for, it'll be Namor.

Wow, Guy and Ice looks so adorable in that cover <3

PS. I agree, Alan is hawt!

 
At 11:42 AM, Blogger Nick said...

refueling with defrosted chili

Why does that just seem like a bad food to refuel with in that situation.

 
At 6:30 AM, Blogger Vail said...

Wow love the loincloth pic. Nice GL Beefcake :)

 
At 6:30 AM, Blogger Sea_of_Green said...

What an odd coincidence. I just finished writing an article about Hal Jordan's love life. Sometimes we female GL fans seem to think scarily alike. :-)

 
At 7:47 AM, Blogger SallyP said...

Considering how often Hal poses with his magnificent behind displayed for all the world to see, it would be odd if we DIDN'T think about his sex life!

He has been just a tad busy lately however.

 
At 8:46 AM, Blogger SallyP said...

...And speaking of Hal...Sea, your essay on Hal's lovelife is wonderful! And detailed!

 
At 10:39 AM, Blogger Sea_of_Green said...

Thanks, Sally. I still think that if Hal has had a kid with anyone in the universe, it's been with Dorine/Onu.

 
At 5:55 PM, Blogger Dwayne "the canoe guy" said...

Great, now you're getting into slash fic.

And, uh, real men don't use fur covered hand cuffs

 
At 7:27 AM, Blogger SallyP said...

Maybe not Dwayne, but I'll bet that Star Sapphire is "into" it. She strikes me as being a bit on the kinky side.

The only thing she's missing in that picture is a whip.

 

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