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Monday, January 17, 2011

Well No Wonder!

Hah! I'll bet you thought that this was going to be a post about Wonder Woman. Well...actually no. It is all because I had a really weird thought at work. This frequently happens, which I don't know is a fortunate or unfortunate sort of thing.

But anyway. In reading through my beloved old Green Lanterns, it has been stated that the reason that Sinestro couldn't ever be executed, was because...for some reason...Male Korugarians were simply the ultimate turn-on for the Zamarons. Why the heck would the Guardians even care about such a thing? Well, I'm glad that you asked. It appears that the Guardians of Oa and the Zamarons were ALL from Maltus, and when the Male Guardians decided to exchew emotions and go off and be omnipotent and stuff, the women decided that this was for the birds. And really, who can blame them? Apparently Korugarian men were perfect to scratch that itch. The Guardians, trying to be big about all of this, decided that Korugarian Men were to handled with care...so that the Zamarons couldn't come back and complain that the Guardians were being jealous and such.

It seems a tad complicated. But really, that's the reason that the Guardians were so shocked when...afer ABANDONING Oa, so that they could run off and make whoopie with the Zamarons (a sight witnessed by Hal Jordan, much to his chagrin) they...uh...FORGOT to tell the rest of the Lanterns who were still hanging around and wondering what to do with Sinestro. Appa Ali Apsa was there, but he also forgot. It is my considered opinion that Appa Ali Apsa wasn't dealing with a full deck to begin with, and that's the real reason that he lost his marbles later on.

So anyway...the point of all this rambling...is that I began to wonder just what species might appeal to Korugarian WOMEN. And although my choice of a sampling is rather small, it seems, that with Katma Tui and Soranik Natu...that the best man for the job is a HUMAN. From Earth no less. Once the laughing stock of Oa.

No WONDER Sinestro is always so peeved.

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This incidentally is how Guardians make whoopie. Scary, isn't it?


At 4:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This made me chuckle

At 7:44 AM, Blogger SallyP said...

It just looks so complicated! No wonder they only do this once every millenium or so!


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