A Challenge, Sirrah!
Over at his blog, "Reporting on Marvels and Legends" at http://calvinpitt.blogspot.com/ Calvin has come up with an interesting challenge. Take a cover and rewrite the solicitation to it. This seems to be a worthy idea, and one furthermore, that I can actually do, since my brain is still so doped up on cold medicine that I can hardly walk.
Therefore, for the upcoming Green Lantern Corps:
SOLICITATION: Join Guy and Kyle, as their search for Mongul takes an unexpected turn, and they are attacked by a new villain from Earth. See the dastardly antics of the CHEF as he smothers them with Spaghetti-o's
Yeah, that's pretty lame. Can you do better?
8 Comments:
As a tribute to your illness i beleive the cption should say: Yellow Fever!!!!
I had a hunch when I saw the cover it was going to be food-related, but I was thinking Fruit Loops, or maybe Cheerios. Perhaps the villain could have control over all such shaped foodstuffs? Could Guy and Kyle resist a barrage of mini-donuts?!
I actually like the idea of my two favorite Lanterns battling Chef Boyardee to save the Earth. I smell a post-Blackest Night Saga...
Guy and Kyle trapped in Hal Jordan's worst nightmare... being buried alive by Wedding Rings!!!
I totally love the idea of them being trapped by spaghetti-o's. Guy would probably try to eat his way out, while Kyle would just worry about the carbs.
It's like Scrooge McDuck's jewelery box exploded!
(Darn those Beagle Brothers!)
I really do love this cover for some reason.
I also have a strange craving for canned pasta all of a sudden.
ahah the one of Patrick C, I find it excellent !
mine :
Sinestro corps rings coming to Guy and Kyle because of their secret fear : that people think they have contracted a gay mariage.
Makes me think, is there gay lantern or some sexually strange lantern? Hell with all these biologies could be a way to explore... could be other system thant classical male/female.
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Yep, it's Patrick C. for the win!
(Hope you're feeling better soon, Sal...)
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