Hal Pictures Green Lantern Butt's FOREVER!: A little Hal Mockery

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Friday, July 13, 2007

A little Hal Mockery

Admit it. You love it, you know you do. I do love Hal, but it is just so much FUN to crack wise at his expense.

For example, this little gem.

Hal Pictures

Geez, Hal. I know you get hit in the head an awful lot, but you really should know the words to your own oath by now. Maybe Barry can have them printed on a nice little laminated card for you to carry around.

Now, I don't want to say that Hal is VAIN or anything...although he did peek at himself in a mirror while fighting Star Saphhire...but come ON already.
Hal Pictures

Showing off his chest AND spectacular buttocks at the same time! I can honestly say that this is a real example of male objectification...and it would ONLY have happened to Hal.

But THIS is the coup de grace.

Hal Pictures

Now this just cracks me up. THAT is some expressive art work!


At 8:29 AM, Blogger Sea_of_Green said...

LMAO! Too funny! Thanks for that, Sally. :-)

Ooooh, but there was also the time when Hal's ring tried to let him know that the JLA was trying to contact him, while Hal was in the shower. Hal stepped out of the shower, slipped on a bar of soap, and knocked himself out. His ring then checked on him to make sure he was okay -- and then flew off without him!

I love Hal, but he's such a dunderhead. As you've said before, he's pretty and stupid. Gotta love guys who are pretty and stupid. ;-)

At 12:44 PM, Blogger FoldedSoup said...

Flash's expression is also pretty goofy.

At 7:00 AM, Blogger SallyP said...

Batman on the other hand, seems to be enjoying himself far too much at seeing Hal's humiliation.

Just once I'd like to see Bruce Wayne slip on a bar of soap and knock himself out.


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