Who should be jumping out of that cake?
Ok, I have posted this particular picture before, featuring Black Canary's Bachelorette party. For some reason, a fully clothed Superman is jumping out of the cake.
Why Superman? Surely there are others that the ladies would be more thrilled to see jump out of a cake.
So, then I thought, how about Hal Jordan? He's just so terribly pretty, and he has SUCH an awesome behind. Then I found this.
Ok, scratch that.
Then I discovered this. Oh baby yeah!
Besides, he's a readhead. And no problems with an adopted stepson...sort've...like Roy. And Wally's married.
Go Guy!
posted by SallyP @ 8:09 AM
7 Comments:
Aw, but Hal was snogging Dinah because Despero was in control of him and a lot of other JLA members -- Dinah didn't hold it against him. They remained good friends afterward -- and Dinah even helped out Hal on a couple of occasions when Ollie refused to help Hal.
However, all that aside, I'm not sure Hal's ego would allow him to jump out of a cake, anyway. ;-)
I'm afraid if Guy jumped out of the cake, half the ladies in the room would deck him.
Have Dr. Midnight do it! ;-)
Nah, Martian Manhunter! But then you'd have to make sure that the cake didn't have Oreo cookie crumbs on it....Choco Crunchies!
Mind control eh? For someone with so much willpower, Hal certainly gets mind-controlled a lot.
Pieter is cute too, but that might be a bit awkward as well, since Dinah dumped him rather unceremoniously when she and Ollie got back together. He may still be holding a grudge.
J'onn would be a nice choice! On the other hand, he's been a bit...cranky lately.
Oh hell, just have Nightwing do it. No that won't work, he's slept with most of the women in that room.
It'll have to be Oberon.
How about Geo-Force? At least then he'd be good for SOMETHING. It could be his hazing induction into the JLA.
>>Mind control eh? For someone with so much willpower, Hal certainly gets mind-controlled a lot.<<
Hey, that's a grand ol' GL tradition! ;-) If bashin' him in the head doesn't work, go for the mind control. I lost count of how many times Barry had to deal with a mind-controlled Hal.
I was going to suggest Kyle (once the whole Parallax thing blows over), but I think he'd burst out, and freeze up.
And I was just about to suggest Wildcat, but he had kind of a mentor thing going with Dinah, so yeah, never mind.
Citizen Steel?
Sea, I think Hal was faking it after a whlle,just so that Barry could comfort him. NOBODY gets mind-controlled THAT often!
Calvin, while I personally would greatly enjoy seeing Wildcat jump out of a cake, I see your point. If Geoforce did it, all the ladies would just yawn.
As well they should.
Citizen Steel it is!
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