Hal Pictures Green Lantern Butt's FOREVER!: Holy Cow!

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Monday, June 01, 2009

Holy Cow!

Gadzooks, it's June already! Where has the time gone? So far, just in May, I've had a graduation, a graduation dinner, a prom and a fife and drum muster. Just this week, I have another graduation, and the State Special Olympics, and in another couple of weeks yet ANOTHER graduation! After that, things will begin to settle down a bit.


Meanwhile, my life and death struggle with Dwayne over at Matching Dragoons continues. I have to admit that he has a seemingly endless supply of scans showing Jonah Hex being smacked on the head with a gun. Desperados and Sheriffs alike, seem to really enjoy giving Jonah a whack.

But guns are rather...dull.

In comparison, I don't know that Hal gets bonked with guns too often. Usually, it is something a little more...unnusual.

Hal Pictures

Here, in Green Lantern #45, Hal gets pummelled by a Hippie. While Ollie would probably be PROUD to be walloped by a no-good filthy Hippie, Hal is not quite so enthralled. To make matters worse, he's some sort of cousin! Oh, those wacky Jordans!

You will also notice, that Hal despite the blow to his cranium, has STILL managed to present for our viewing pleasure, his magnificent buttocks. Hal always manages to keep his focus on the important things in life.


At 5:07 PM, Blogger Dwayne "the canoe guy" said...

Calummph? I don't think Fleisher ever wrote a Calummph.

At 5:35 PM, Blogger SallyP said...

Now THAT'S a heck of a sound effect. Sounds just like a ripe melon, hitting the ground.

At 7:40 PM, Blogger Duskdog said...

Luckily Hal's head is a great deal harder than a ripe melon.

What's an appropriate sound effect for Hal getting whapped in the head? "CLONK" is what I imagine. Like hitting something wooden.

At 8:48 PM, Blogger Dwayne "the canoe guy" said...

And you're right Sally about me being ready for this challenge. I have four more already loaded and ready to impress the masses.

At 5:40 AM, Blogger Sea-of-Green said...

Ewwwww...! Last night, my mom (who's retired from working in a hospital) told me a story about a patient of hers who had been hit in the head SO MANY TIMES that his skull was essentially a jigsaw puzzle. She said you could lay your hand on the top of his head and feel it give and move -- "...almost mushy!" Amazingly, the guy didn't seem to suffer from serious brain damage, but he always made sure to wear helmets or hats with reinforced crowns.

Ewww. Eww, eww, EWW!

At 1:20 PM, Blogger SallyP said...

Urgh. Good thing that Hal has access to a handy-dandy Green Lantern ring, and can therefore HEAL up all the cracks in his skull.

Too bad for Jonah, though.


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