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Tuesday, August 26, 2008

The Eyes Have It

So...I was going through some of my pictures, and it has come to my attention that Guy Gardner has awfully pretty eyes. Hal has pretty eyes too, but only when he's not wearing a mask. Otherwise...Hooboy, look out!

Hal Pictures


Hal Pictures

See? Scary as heck. Scipio, over at the Absorbacon knows what he's talking about when he's posted the dark and souless eyes of Hal Jordan.

But that's not why I'm here. While Guy may indeed have a rubber face, and can give even Ralph Dibny a run for his money occasionally, when he forgets to screw his face up, he's actually not bad looking. For example...

Guy pictures

Those are gorgeous eyes! Here he is again with Tora.

Guy and Ice

Awwwww...of course Tora has pretty eyes too.


Of course sometimes Guy's eyes weren't quite so pretty.

Guy pictures

Way to go, Hal!

Guy pictures

But seriously, how could you possibly resist that look? I know that Kilowog can't. Or even this one...

Guy pictures

Man, he's got Hal just wrapped around his little finger.

Guy pictures

Just remember. Guy Gardner is watching you.


At 8:49 PM, Blogger Duskdog said...

So true. So, so true. Though I wish they would get the color right in GLC now. Blue! Blue blue blue!

And pre-brain damage teacher!Guy on the bus there is crushing on Hal SO HARD. Sometimes I look back at panels like that (Guy has lots of them) and I wonder if the writers did that sort of thing intentionally or not. It's like he either has this adorable man-crush, or else he was just so sad and lonely that his best and only friend was a guy who lived all the way across the country from him (and who wasn't even being completely honest with him). Either way, it's kind of sad, especially since we all know what comes right after those panels.

At 6:12 AM, Blogger Sea_of_Green said...

Oh, heck -- back then the GLs all seemed to crush on each other SO BADLY. John and Hal were the worst -- when they weren't beating the crap out of each other, they were all, "I love you, man!"

At 6:12 AM, Blogger SallyP said...

Guy's eyes ARE blue. I can only assume that they may glow a little green when he's using the ring. Or something.

But yes, Guy IS mooning away there on the bus, isn't he? Which is STILL preferable to moping around after Kari Limbo.


At 8:16 AM, Blogger SallyP said...

Yeah, Hal and John did have a tendancy to get slobbery occasionally. And then they'd go and do their BFF act RIGHT in front of Guy.

Hal is SUCH a bitch sometimes.

At 10:46 AM, Blogger Duskdog said...

And then Hal goes and takes Kyle up in his love-plane. I bet he never let John and Guy fly with him.

Admittedly, I suspect they would have been less impressed by the experience than Kyle was.

At 7:01 AM, Blogger SallyP said...

Now THAT would be a funny story. Guy and John's reaction to Hal's "You've never flown with me" schtick.

Oh, the eye-rolling!


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