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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Let's all Bonk Batman!

Er...uh...let's all bash Batman? Bang Batman? Betwaddle Batman? Nope, no matter how you phrase it, it still sounds dirty. Which, believe it or not, is not my intention. I only want to bedevil Batman...a little tiny bit. Because seeing Batman get bipped just thrills me right down to my toes.

Like this...

Batman

That's NOT the Joker, or the Riddler or Two-Face, or anyone important. Just your average run-of-the-mill thug. Which for some reason, makes it all the sweeter.

11 Comments:

At 5:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's NOT the Joker, or the Riddler or Two-Face, or anyone important. Just your average run-of-the-mill thug.

Don't let Scipio catch you saying that about Joe Coyne, the Penny Plunderer!

 
At 5:28 PM, Blogger Sea-of-Green said...

Bat-Bash?

Nah, sounds too much like Batlash, doesn't it?

Where the heck is my thesaurus ...!

 
At 6:04 PM, Blogger notintheface said...

I know it's not Mr. Mammoth.

http://stars-and-garters.blogspot.com/2008/09/better-late-than-never-bash-batman-week.html

Sorry I'm a day late!

 
At 7:26 PM, Blogger Diamondrock said...

Average? Run-of-the-mill? I say nay!

As totaltoyz points out, that is none other than The Penny Plunderer, one of Batman's greatest Golden Age villains.

His theme was pennies, and that's what he's hitting Batman in the head with. A roll of pennies.

All your other points stand, though. :-)

 
At 11:02 PM, Blogger Duskdog said...

One penny wasn't vicious enough for The Penny Plunderer! Only a true villain would throw an entire roll of pennies at Batman!

Come to think of it, a roll of pennies to the head would hurt pretty bad.

 
At 6:46 AM, Blogger SallyP said...

Ok, I agree that the Penny Plunderer is a pretty cool name. Still...you have to admit that compared to some of Bat's rogue gallery, he's fairly small potatoes.

But yeah, I imagine that getting hit with a roll of pennies WOULD hurt! Not to mention a sock full of quarters.

 
At 6:49 AM, Blogger SallyP said...

Face, yours is GREAT!

 
At 8:58 AM, Blogger Dwayne "the canoe guy" said...

Getting hit by the Penny Plunderer makes cents to me.

hee hee snort!!!!

 
At 9:00 AM, Blogger SallyP said...

Oh DWAYNE!!

 
At 6:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, I agree that the Penny Plunderer is a pretty cool name. Still...you have to admit that compared to some of Bat's rogue gallery, he's fairly small potatoes.

And yet, as Scipio would be quick to point out, the giant penny in the Batcave is a trophy of his battle against the Dynamic Duo!

 
At 11:29 AM, Blogger Saranga said...

Ha. Bonk is a euphimism for sex in the UK.

 

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